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Nappy-headed hoe

A human female with ugly, frizzy, gross, or unsanitary hair that also happens to be sort of promiscuous or down right slutty. She may or may not be physically attractive, but in most cases she is rather disgusting.
Ex: "OMG Don't you just love my hair! I slept with like 6 guys and have herpes...Bye!"

..."What a nappy-headed hoe."

Ex: Tyra Banks
by D-Babyyyyyyyyyy April 14, 2010
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napster

similar to trickster A black-ass, trick-ass nigga who is soooo dark that he or she shines and looks purple (not hard purple but barney purple). This delinquent (Generally named Latrell, Douglas, Brandyn, Keyshawn, or Mordecai) is always causing trouble or arousing some form of suspicion, especially from white people. Napster acts of nonsense include:

-Hittin' up the dollar menu at McDonald's three times a day.

-Spending all day at a KFC to distract fellow brothers (who work there) from their duties while scoring free biscuits.

-Walkin' into a Friendly Food Mart to purchase Funions and loose cigarettes at least three times a day.

-Startin' fights over a pair of shoes (generally nikes, jordans, or ice creams).

-Stealin' FREE samples from a Costco or Sam's.

-Startin' beefs over territory-mainly who has control of the local KFC(s).

-Startin' fights over who has a nappier afro.

-Stealin' your TV.

-Dancing in public and being boisterous.

-Drivin' around in a beat up ghetto cruiser (typically a shitty old buick, oldsmobile, or cadillac).

-Bumpin' shitty rap music (usually lil jon, chamillionaire, TI, yung joc, snoop, or ray cash) from 12 AM until 4 AM

-Writin' rap music instead of doing their homework and then complaining when they don't get into college and have to wash cars or sweep the floors at McDonald's for the rest of their lives.

-Beggin' for change on the street instead of just gettin' a damn job.

-Wearin' baggy-ass jeans, Big-ass t-shirts, and du-rags like they are tough so they can cover up the fact that they are soft.

-Blowin' their weekly paycheck, pending that they work, the day that they receive it on bling bling and burr.

-Flappin' their big, bubba lips in the wind.

-Playin' halo or supersmash brothers until 5 AM and then going to sleep until 6 in the afternoon.

-Skippin' school to play halo all day.

-Lyin' around and doin' nothin' productive wit society.

-Hidin' in a basement when their city takes on 20 feet of water.

-sniggin' about or actin' a foo 24 hours a day.

-Thinkin' they are the best dancers.

-Thinkin' they are the shit.

-Bein' a nugga.

-pickin' bugs outta each others afros.

-And, finally, complainin' about Bush winnin' the election even though they was too lazy to get out and vote.
That stupid-ass napster ate all the chicken
by Big Snigger August 7, 2006
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nappy

Really means the British word for diaper.
"Timmy needs a nanny, I have to go to work I can't change his nappy all day."
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
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napstick

Chapsticks for noobs

^Evolution of Terms^ see:

newbie
noobie
noob
naab
nub
nap
chapstick
napstick
*DSFCHOOT is spectating a group of hostage campers
|BHD| DSFCHOOT: OMFG!! what a bunch of f00kin camper lamers

*RCCSTEBB sees this and adds his contribution
|BHD| RCCSTEBB: Rofl Kartoffel! loosors FTW! Kthxbai

*DSFCHOWE concludes
|BHD| DSFCHOWE: napsticks
by timittytim April 25, 2006
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nappy cake

A deliciously dark, rich and moist lump of faecal matter that occupies a baby's nappy (diaper) following a bowel movement.
Mercedes has dropped anuvva nappy cake! Clean 'er up, Callum!
by blokey January 25, 2008
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napped

to steal ones belongings (person, object, or just plain old shit)
Yo i just napped your sandwich suckaa. My kid god napped by some weirdo last night!
by suckadlong March 17, 2009
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Nappo

Another word for taking a long nap during the day created by breezyyyybrrriii and mylifeassamm
“Why did you take long to answer
“Sorry, I was taking a nappo”
by hellowords June 14, 2018
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