nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.

I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.

by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

Nut shelled

Rihanna- omg did u see her story on Snapchat

Hannah- yeh bro she’s so nut shelled

Nut shelled/ looking fucked or ugly

by Tehlia April 13, 2019

nut fuck

Someone who is absolutely insane/mentally ill to the point where their thoughts don't even make sense (see example below). Originated by Secret Band (side project of the band Dance Gavin Dance) from their song "High Five".

I'm going nut fuck, Yeah they know this! Suspended in time I have an extra guy inside... my dick. But you no need, I know'd it, learn this, I got pigeon wings tatooed inside my eyeballs! Dude smoke my fresh haircut! I got sexy nipples, spewing roots, uh yeah! I got butts that turn into trucks! I make money growing extra limbs for aliens... that abducted me! But those space bucks never work in any store... I can never get those minutes back!

by VHabb November 23, 2015

nut monkey

An annoying, needy, insisting or clingy person whose sole purpose is to irritate by incessant nipping.

Get off my ballsack you fucking nut monkey!

by crist November 21, 2010

nut pouch

A sorry sad sac of a person who is a human being, or lack thereof.

Me: Ryan W is such a nut pouch he sits with his dick in his hand all day long.....except it's a tiny little penis, no bigger than a girls nipple.

My boy: Boy Ryan really is a dickless nut pouch!

by Masterofdisguise37 March 5, 2016

Nut Rustle

The horrible week after you shave your pubes when there is nothing but intense, excruciating prickly pain.

Friend 1: hey man how's your week been?
Friend 2: Not so good, the nut rustle is hard to get through but I think I might be okay.

by ZStambs21 January 20, 2017

Nut Demon

A female who insists on grabbing your nuts until they reach the breaking point.

vince: yo rain did u get head from that chick yesterday?
jake: ya man but im never goin near that bitch again. That fuckin nut demon almost popped my nuts out of my scrotum!!

by dj snype October 10, 2006