During vaginal intercourse as you are pulling out and she shits on your dick like putting mustard on a hotdog then she proceed to give u head and eat her shit in one whole piece.
Me: I was fucking this chick the other day and she gave me The Mustard Hotdog.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.
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you can only eat it once.you will lack an apitite for any other food.other then Amanita muscaria.
very good taste when boilined
you can only eat it once.you will lack an apitite for any other food.other then Amanita muscaria.
very good taste when boilined
L:"BRo i just ate some Amanita muscaria!"
C:"NO NO THROW IT UP NOW QUICKLY! "
L:"were there all ways rgb moths on the celling"
C:"YES,BUT STILL THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW"
C:"NO NO THROW IT UP NOW QUICKLY! "
L:"were there all ways rgb moths on the celling"
C:"YES,BUT STILL THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW"
by Amanita muscaria prt 2 January 17, 2022
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This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.
by OneTimeBusted January 5, 2023
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I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.
I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.
For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.
by Bad C dev January 12, 2023
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by Itsahelmet April 21, 2023
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