Fat Bitch Munchies

The starving feeling a person gets a few hours after dinner and just before bed.

Kate: *looks at clock, 11pm* "wow, I am so hungry" *goes to kitchen*
Sophie: *Eating food*

Kate: "You got Fat Bitch Munchies too?"
Sophie: "Yes"

*both eats anything edible from both fridge and cupboard"

by australian-jesus February 01, 2013

After-School Munchies

The process in which any student from 7th grade & up feels as though they're going to die unless they consume atleast 3lbs of snack food.

"Dude Im never inviting John back over my house"!

"Why"?

"After-school, he straight up destroyed all my chips ahoy"!

"Ehh . . he probably had After-School Munchies

by TNJ(; September 01, 2010

After School Munchies

The extreme hunger one gets after school, where you will eat anything in sight.

Tim: "Bro I can't wait to go home and eat that whole box of ice cream sandwiches in my freezer."

Steve: "Sounds like you have serious case of the after school munchies my man."

by brohemith March 19, 2010

make out munchies

the incredible feeling of starvation after making out for hours

dude we made out for 4 hours straight i most deffitanly had the make out munchies

by carllynicoleex3 December 14, 2009

Super-mighty-munchies

The un-controllable yearning and craving for food that overwhelms your body rendering you useless until the craving is satisfied. Usually the normal list to survive is air, water and food. In a Super-mighty-munchies episode you need food, air and then water. To satiate the super-mighty-munchies you must consume snacks of a salty, sweet or crunchy nature until the craving recedes.

A teenager, awake at 2am is gripped by a Super-mighty-munchies episode and eats an entire box of cinnamon toast crunch before his state of mind and hunger returns to normal levels.

by Marie Boucle September 04, 2012

Post-Fuck Munchies

The extreme hunger you experience right after a fuck session. Also known/abbreviated as PFM.

"Man, that was a hardcore fuck sesh, I have a wicked case of the post-fuck munchies. You want pizza?"

by RebelFem March 14, 2014

Post-Sex Munchies

Munchies that you get after having sex, instead of after smoking pot.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.

Joe: do you have any chips or something?
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!

by EMT-chick09 July 19, 2011