mumblespank

When you spank spank your “mumble” or to, mumble while spanking “it”

Man 1: What are you are you about to do bro?
Man 2: Im about to Mumblespank

by Wishmynamewasdonniedarko February 8, 2025

Mumbletoning

Word: mumbletoning
(verb)
Definition: The act of mumbling along to the melody of a song when you don’t know—or can’t remember—the lyrics, but still want to join in.
Example:
"She was totally mumbletoning her way through that 90s ballad, and it was glorious."

Origin:
The word mumbletoning was coined in 1999 by Gemsgems during a hilariously hazy drive to her Saturday job at Miss Selfridge. Hungover and half-functioning, she found herself making vague, tuneful noises to a song by The Corrs. When her college mate asked what on earth she was doing, she blurted out, "I’m mumbletoning!"—and just like that, a word was born. It’s been part of her vocabulary (and her hangovers) ever since.

#mumbletoning = mumbling to the tone of a song when you don’t know the lyrics 🎶

by Gemgems April 11, 2025

Mublet

When you kill someone and then munt them and they come back to life and become your mublet

I killed chase then did terrible things to him. He is now my mublet

by SKIBIDIDOBDOB August 19, 2025

Mumbledong

Someone who is extremely dumb

That dude over there yea he is a mumbledong

by dASNIJK September 21, 2025

Scrooge mumble

(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.

A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.

by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

Porcupine mumble

To perform oral copulation on a female

Nicolas asked Kimberly if she was in the mood for the porcupine mumble?

by Redneckology May 9, 2021

asthmatic mumble

‘Asthmatic Mumble’ also commonly referred to as fat retard, makes everyone mentally insane from the mumbles he annunciates. Don’t bother confronting this man, if you see him, run the other way and call law enforcement

Asthmatic mumble will commit a series of crimes with his stubby chode and a poo stained lightsaber

by penis envy November 22, 2021