Mazzy

Jargon for male and female masturbation.

"So I just went home and had a mazzy"

by Hardyminardi January 2, 2010

mozzie's

Australian slang for mosquito's.

"Mate, these mozzie's are terrible!"
"Calm down baby, have some cheese"

by thatdude327 October 8, 2011

mizzymo

Slang term for a motel (usually cheap)

yo, my ol lady kicked me out last night so i had to stay at a mizzymo.

Lets takes these broads back to the mizzymo on 8th street.

by Jrad5000 May 15, 2007

mozzarella stick

When a man traps his partner under the sheets and farts until she or he is knocked out. Then the man poops in a condom, and freezes it for a duration of 1 hour. After the hour, the man shoves the poop condom into their partner leaving them with massive bruise on their vagina or ass.

Did you hear about Jim?

Yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. You can stick a watermelon in there.

by Jerky 24 July 9, 2011

Mazzy

a very dumb crippled jew

person: “Where’s mazzy?”
person2: “Prob fell out of his chair”

by yeahyeah100 February 28, 2022

muzzys

3 boys who get a little to drunk sometimes and wake up in each others arms...and other things

fred: wtf man, what are you doing?

derek: i thought we were muzzys!

fred: stop touching my penis derek!

zach: that wasn't derek, that was me!

by zach and derek December 10, 2008

Mozzini Swirl

1. A rapid spinal movement, followed by a snapping of the torso and the removal of a hispanic member of the class.

*Crack* "MOZZZIIZIIIIINIII SWIIIIRRRL!"

by AM June 24, 2004