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Commack Motor Inn

A dark and mysterious realm where a menagerie of creatures gather to engage in vile and heinous sexual acts. It is a place of legend spoken only in whispers as mere mortal men and women quiver in fear of its crusty walls and floors. Many cases of STDs and daddy issues have both entered and exited its cream encrusted walls for decades.

The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".
I just landed this fine gurl where can I take her for some pony time?

Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.
by Distortus Dongasaurus July 8, 2025
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the sloppy motor

The act of which a very large women (300 lbs +)pours scalding hot sloppy joe mix down her sweaty butt crack and a man motor boats the hot anus for as long as he can take the heat.
I'm going to give you the sloppy motor until you scream for mercy!
by Billy's test ice sickle January 30, 2014
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The tennessee motor boat

When a tennessian man or woman participate in sexual intercourse that includes kool aid,pitbull,infant,vibrator,smoky mountains,and a full season of dukes of hazard on dvd and bluray,this usually takes place on sundays and with family gatherings,the man gets the dog to eat out and smother the baby with his poop-kool aid,as the baby eats it,the father shoves a vibrator in his left ear and violently thrusts in his direction howling like a wolf,this entire action sounds like a motor boat
Jimmy has never been the same since the tennessee motor boat.
by Nebraskaboi2299 June 8, 2018
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Full throttle motor

Going as fast as you can motorboating a girl's tits creating the sound of a v8 motor
Person 1: Yo i went full throttle motor on my missus
Person 2: whats full throttle motor

Person: motoboating a girl creating a v8 sound
by Nourmumgay November 24, 2019
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Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.
Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.
by Adotl45 October 3, 2020
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God’s Motor

there is lot of commotion spoken about this thing called God’s Motor.. what is God’s Motor you ask? well i will tell you right now. it’s the RB25DET that the Motor vehicle company Nissan made from 1995 to 2002. it’s the Famous Inline 6 turbocharged engine that has a divine sound when you put a tubular manifold on. famous for being an engine swap into numerous cars and making big power when built.
did you hear timmy finally got his hands on God’s Motor to drop into his S14?

yeah it’s gonna sound so sick when it’s all said and done. i wish i had God’s Motor
by terminatorlsx427 November 9, 2023
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double underhook motor ass

In missionary position, you wrap your right arm under her left leg and left arm under her right leg pulling both legs back and repeatedly pile drive your penis in her vagina with your ball slapping against her ass.
by Billy ray valentine 2 June 25, 2024
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