mermaidin'

when you're too poor to afford a/c or a nice fan and it's so hot that you gotta stay in the shower or tub all day long to cool off...

Guy: "babe...omfg...it's like 120 degrees outside and its hot as shit in here too...what should we do?"

Girl: "i've been mermaidin' alllll day so i have no idea whatchu talkin about"

by pdp assault September 9, 2011

Marmalaise

(n.) : an indefinite feeling of fatigue at the prospect of using orange fruit spread.

Margaret was overcome by a feeling of marmalaise when she thought about flavoring her burned toast.

by Food Guy October 18, 2011

Mermaid Head

Immensely skilled, extremely enjoyable, high-quality oral sex. The type of head a mermaid would have to give in order to make up for the sexually-unusable lower half of her body.

Last night Ariel gave me Mermaid Head. It was so good, I almost didn't care that she wouldn't let me get into her pants.

by MiamiMountainMan August 21, 2014

mermaid balls

fleshy sac located between the dorsal fin and flipper

Hey Matt, check out those ginormous mermaid balls.

by bweiser21 February 20, 2015

mermaid flower

A flower created as a result of mutated cells. It's beauty is rivalled by nothing but the human embodiment of itself. It's sweet scent and vibrant colours make it highly sought after and it is famed for it's beautiful appearance.

Did you see the mermaid flower?
Isn't that mermaid flower spectacular?

by Cherry flamingo December 18, 2015

Marmaid

A girl you have sex with on the beach and never see her again

Bro I just smashed a (marmaid)

by Nathy khlif August 22, 2016

mermaid fuck

when your girl's ankles are tied and you're fuckin her from behind while she's laying down on her stomach

Nikki was squirming around too much, so I tied her ankles together, flipped her over and gave her a mermaid fuck.

by PrincessCupcakes June 7, 2016