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Get the monism mug.A person who is an compulsive liar, mentaly deranged, lover of making drama out of nothing and loves a good pie.
A person just stopped someone from entering their house to get their possesions. In response, the person not allowed into the house says:
"OMFG you are such a mooniie"
"OMFG you are such a mooniie"
by mooniie 9001. its over 9000 October 26, 2008
Get the Mooniie mug.A Moonie Doonie is a young boy who kidnaps old ladies and flies them to the moon to fuck for 12 hours and lock them in a crater in the moon, then visits monthly to repeat the process.
by Praelia259 June 1, 2017
Get the moonie doonie mug.1. A rare, massive "Short Squeeze" event in the financial market that is devastating enough to completely bankrupt large hedge funds negatively affected by it, creating a broader impact across the market where many securities sharply fall in price while others rise dramatically in price.
Coined during the $GME Mother of all Short Squeezes (MOASS) Saga by retail investors on Reddit (most notably from r/superstonk).
In a Market Moonsoon, securities that the bankrupted market participants held "long" positions of are rapidly sold, significantly damaging the price of those securities, while the securities the market participants held "short" positions of rise significantly as they are forcibly covered after their prime broker takes on and closes the all positions.
Coined during the $GME Mother of all Short Squeezes (MOASS) Saga by retail investors on Reddit (most notably from r/superstonk).
In a Market Moonsoon, securities that the bankrupted market participants held "long" positions of are rapidly sold, significantly damaging the price of those securities, while the securities the market participants held "short" positions of rise significantly as they are forcibly covered after their prime broker takes on and closes the all positions.
Toxic Hedge Funds and Market Makers caused a Market Moonsoon after the fraudulent trade practice of "naked shorting" $GME backfired when retail investors bought and held the stock, causing $GME's price to reach astronomical levels while the price of many other securities held by the toxic market participants crashed while they were forcibly liquidated after being defaulting.
by HCMF_MaceFace July 3, 2021
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To invite someone over to watch movies with the intention of hooking up with them.
Moonies are most likely held in a smaller more cramped room. It is unusual for the female party to know about the boys intentions.
To invite someone over to watch movies with the intention of hooking up with them.
Moonies are most likely held in a smaller more cramped room. It is unusual for the female party to know about the boys intentions.
Sam: I'm inviting a girl over to have Moonies tonight
Bart: What you watching?
Sam: 5 minutes of Step Up, then 2 hours of her
Bart: What you watching?
Sam: 5 minutes of Step Up, then 2 hours of her
by moonieman69 July 19, 2010
Get the Moonies mug.A drug that makes you think that you're a camel. When injected into the body, it causes a person to grow (imaginary) humps on their back and start spitting. However, as in boonslala and woonslala it can be used to express an outlandish emotion.
DAMNDAMNDAMN the world to MOONSLALA! The end is near!
by Rach July 5, 2003
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