Tana Mongeau

The Lindsay Lohan of YouTube. She went from a pretty blonde girl to an Hoompa Loompa. Talks really loud and is essentially white trash.

You hate or you love her, there is no between.

-Tana Mongeau is a dumb bitch, ugh I hate her!

-Uhm, I actually like her, I mean she’s funny.

by JamieEilish August 14, 2018

getting clips for my montage

An excuse used by online gamers when they fail. It originated with the belief anyone could make their own montage.

Guy1: Dude?! Why'd you run our there are get shot!? You should've just disarmed the bomb!

Guy2: Sorry man, I'm getting clips for my montage.

by btw id say April 14, 2010

Thinking in montage

Thinking in flashes of momentous progress and the eventual perfect ending, without considering all of the work required in the in-between-time in order to make difficult and/or arduous things happen.

Eg: Mike gets hiking boots. Mike imagines himself hiking the West Coast Trail. Mike sees himself climbing Everest. Mike feels happy. Mike forgets that he smokes 2 packs per day and considers beer a food group... Mike's image of himself on top of Everest means he's been Thinking in montage and forgot he has to train for 3 years in order to be able to do this...

by journeyingforth June 10, 2010

Montalbano

A butter eating carnivore who only eats meat ordered online. A social outcast, montalbano often rips his pants. He repeats common sayings such as "suresuresure" and "my friends, my friends." A montalbano participates in a traveling debate team, enjoys telling others of the adventures he had on it. Electric eels baffle him, as well as giant Japanese crabs. A montalbano is an awkward person. He often gets excited and raises his voice when he tells stories. A montalbano is pretty much the smartest man alive.

Person 1: "Can you believe that freak is eating a stick of butter?"

Person 2: "Wow, what a Montalbano."

by White class & red trash October 1, 2013

Montana Miscarriage

The Montana Miscarriage is a compromise for your prude wife to finally give into anal sex "what she doesn't want to do", and in return you get her pregnant, "which you don't want to do. The miscarriage part comes when you reneg on the deal by not pulling out and jizzing in the vagina, but instead, staying the course and dumping the children into the butthole.

Wife is super pissed, she wants another kid, and I closed on a Montana miscarriage.

by jmc1971 September 8, 2020

Tana Mongeau

she got fucked by a toothbrush

tana mongeau: “he fucked me with a toothbrush”

by cum rags December 10, 2019

Hanna Montana

masturbate, verb

You should go Hanna Montana in the privacy of your own room.

by Robagel August 28, 2013