mating instrument

Someone so good at sex their existance is only to please the opposite sex.

Tom: "Dude I swear I'm a mating instrument I made my girl moan so much last night!"

Max: "No, that was just a fake orgasm..."

Tom: "Why do you say that?"

Max: "Because you only lasted 11 seconds."

Tom: "Fuck you, Maxipad"

by Tombu man January 12, 2009

Assortative mating

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.

Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.

by kyle cota June 28, 2006

Ambiguous Mating

derieved from the African culture, where a male species exchanges and sucks bodily fluids with another male, creating an excess amount of fluids in the mouth and the uterus of a tran.

Phil says "me, you, Ambiguous Mating!!", Toby replies "yes!!!! EXCHANGE FLUIDS!!!!" Both Toby and Phil "too much fluid in mouth and vagina.....yum!"

by Brendas gotababy April 18, 2007

Mining Virgin Ground

Another name for having very expensive intercourse with a virgin girl. Usually done in the Yukon Territory of Canada.

Last night, I hung out with Haley, and I had a great time mining virgin ground. I just feel bad for the next guy because she doesn't have any gold left.

by THE HUSKER May 31, 2015

mating market

Coined and written about by Tucker Max and Dr. Geoff Miller in their book, Mate. The environment that available suitors are available to date.

Dude, the mating market out here is great. There are all kinds of women to go out with.

by Banks712 November 15, 2018

Anal Mining

When two or more people get fucked to orgasm by the same person without that said person reaching orgasm. This is more commonly seen in homosexual sex, however it may be seen rarely among heterosexuals. Anal mining began to reach popularity in the 2000s especially in BDSM videos.

Person A: Did you go anal mining last night?

Person B: Nah, I only got to fuck one of them before I was cumming. I'd like to try it again though.

by neverwishagain1212 September 4, 2013

gender-mixing

something that is not a crime.

The boys of dga were skilled at the art of gender-mixing.

by erik55 September 16, 2008