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midwank

when somebody catches you in the act of jacking off
*Friend comes in without knocking*

"Dude get the fuck out, I'm in midwank"
by Rakkety February 16, 2009
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Midrand

Situated between Pretoria and Johannesburg, it is also known as Madrand or Stabrand due to the high crime and violence in the suburb. Also reffered to as little Durban/India due to all the suped-up cars and fake bling draped around most inhabitants
Person 1: Do you want to go to Midrand?
Person 2: No dude! Do I look like I own a shitty car with cheap rims and fake neon lights? Besides I don't feel like getting mugged and be sent to the hospital

Person 1: Oh look we passing Midrand
Person 2: We must be lost, let me step on the accelerator
by averageJoeTEK November 24, 2011
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Mida Jiang Jiang

A very sexy boi, with a pair of huge butt and penis. Approximately 10000 km long. Very hot on the bed, he'll be a good fuck. His shit is very smelly and huge, a lot of girls called Angela would love him.
You're good Mida Jiang Jiang.
I'll let you come all over me Mida Jiang Jiang.
by Michael Sundry UK January 11, 2022
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Mida

A slutty teacher who wants to get into a young students pants.
Don't end up like Mida.
by No One Cares 2742 July 25, 2017
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Midas

"Do you have a light?"
"Shit, I got midased yesterday"
by Matonster October 1, 2014
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Italian of the Mideast

An Armenian person, because of the joie de vivre that Armenians have, much like Italians, and the fact that Armenian is a language very well-suited to music, like Italian.
Mrs. Khachadourian is an Italian of the Mideast---when she speaks Armenian, it rolls off her tongue like music, just like Mr. Giannini when he speaks Italian.
by pentozali April 8, 2006
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Midland Mi

Midland Michigan is a wonderful place with a baseball studium for the great lakes loons, this town a great place to be. Home of the Great Lakes Loons, the first tribridge, aka Tridge, and Dow Chemical.
Klayton Kersaw played for the loons in Midland Mi, pitcher for the LA Dodgers
by billybobjoe500 October 8, 2011
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