matchslacker

Noun. One who subscribes to an online dating site, but is much too lazy and/or too busy to respond to potential dates in a timely fashion.

Kim: How's it going with the online dating?
Becca: I haven't done much lately. I've been a matchslacker.

by MmmMichMeg February 7, 2010

Matchmaking Roulette

In an Xboxlive game with a Matchmaking system, and you enter with one more person that a team can hold, Its a game of roulette on who is on the other team.

GUY 1-"Ok, guys. Theres 5 of us going into a 4v4 playlist. Someone is going to be on the other team."

Later-

Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."

by ImperialCody May 21, 2010

match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross

1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties

by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010

Meatchamber

1. kinky term for pussy

2. Actual place where meat is stored

3. Both

"I was eatin this girl out when, out of nowhere, some Jerk Chicken slid out!"
"Dude that is the epitome of a meatchamber!'

by Shamcock November 8, 2010

Mecham Button

Euphemism for a cat's asshole, named after former Arizona governor Evan Mecham (1924-2008). Mecham achieved notoriety when he rescinded the MLK holiday in Arizona, claiming that Martin Luther King Jr. was not of sufficient stature to deserve a holiday; he was ultimately impeached for obstruction of justice after serving one year in office. A popular joke during the campaign asked, "why do cats lick their assholes? They're polishing their Mecham Buttons."

Honey, don't let the cat sleep on my pillow; I don't want his Mecham Button rubbing where I put my face.

by GOPSackSuckers October 26, 2014

matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink September 13, 2015

match collector

Noun: Someone who collects online dating matches in order to boost their own ego.

I'd rather meet talk and meet in real life than be a match collector.

by bladewarrior69 April 3, 2016