<.7.9.7.6.>It Is AN Atrocity That Saheem Malik Valdery Is Not Married<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It Is AN Atrocity That Saheem Malik Valdery Is Not Married<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It Is AN Atrocity That Saheem Malik Valdery Is Not Married<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Marris

a relationship between two young lovers in high school

Omg mary and harris’s relationship is such a marris!!!

by Crazigals November 6, 2017

Marri

probably a genderqueer person who is very gay.

lmao your such a marri dude

by extraextraicetea February 23, 2017

Marry Min Day

July 1st marks this special day. Min is a very special lady who needs all the love and respect in the world. Even if the marriage is gay it’s okay today

“Wow I’m so glad it’s Marry Min Day, I can’t want to be with her forever

by Wendingo June 30, 2022

Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭

• immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you

1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.

by ivanappreciator July 1, 2024

Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019