manguish

The pain and suffering experienced by men who are being denied something they believe they deserve, but which they are not actually entitled to receive.

Imagine his level of manguish when he learned Brian Wood was making an all-female X-Men book without any men in it!

His manguish only increased every time she dated another asshole and didn't see that her nice-guy friend right under her nose was everything she needed.

by Vox Myriad January 15, 2013

manurism

A bro freaking out in a highly animated manner about something that ultimately isn't something that warrants freaking out at all about.

He had a manurism when he found peppers in his salad. We now call them rage peppers.

by RagePeppers September 15, 2016

mangina syndrome

Being born with both a penis and a vagina.
(note) this is a real syndrome this is not to be a made fun of.

Def.1 I saw SallyJoe in the bathroom and dude that chick/dude has got one big mangina.

Def.2 My mangina fell out of my bikini 3 times at the beach.

Def.3 I'm sorry your son/daughter has mangina syndrome,

by Will J Harrington January 12, 2009

manumission

when a man rubs one out; to free ones sperm from ones testicles manually; masturbation

I gotta go take a manumission.

by DerGrosseRausch November 22, 2004

mangina

A husky gentleman by the name of Patrick, known to drive a Mazda convertible that looks like your 3 yr old daughter's Barbie Power Wheels sports car. He might be seen wearing shorts and a Hawaiian shirt in 40 degree weather. Mangina also might make absurdly gay advances on any male or woman in sight. Mangina also never has his own cigarettes. You might spot a Mangina by him proudly advertising it on the back bumper of his incredibly gay car.

"Look at that incredibly big man in that little car. His head is over the windshield"

" No son that's just a mangina"

by Chuck Weiner Killer September 28, 2006

Mangia Cake

An italian expression referring to a non-catholic person (esp. white Canadians). People who are Mangia cakes do not believe in the miracle of transubstantiation during communion, so they are only eating cake at communion, not Christ's body.

Bob is such a mangia cake.

by joe pete the ball tosser April 1, 2008

Mangina

When a man tucks his penis and scrotal sack between his legs to form to appearence of a vagina.

Person 1: Hey honey look what I can do.

Person 2: Wow, you have a Mangina.

by JuggaloCujo August 4, 2007