elf magic

Elf magic is a word that can be used to explain anything that you don't feel like going into detail on, or something that defies proper explanaition.
Basically a bullshit answer.

"ur xplanation is the xact answer...no1 has evr said that b4...howd u know that was the answer?"
"Elf magic."

"Why, the rope isn't broken, Sam!"
"Real elf magic, Mr. Frodo!"

by 5uperman August 28, 2007

magic box

an elevator from a dog's perspective

I live on the 4th floor and I was taking my dog out for a walk, so we took the elevator down. The dog got in the elevator on my floor and when the door opened we were on the ground floor. The dog thought, "How the fuck did that happen? We were in a magic box!"

by Wordmaster Adam November 6, 2013

Magic Hat

When you stick your head inside a girls asshole

She said "put it in the back" so I performed the Magic Hat

by FrankDim October 18, 2021

verbal magic

To have word skills. It portrays the vibe, feeling or mood of said individual with 'verbal magic' skill set. It is not something all have access to, it is a gift. Like a pet rock. It comes from a mixture of the words, verbal and magic. Verbal meaning spoken words. Magic meaning making those words work for you.

Napoleon Dynamite might not look like much, but if he plays his cards right and uses his VERBAL MAGIC, good things happen. It might help him with the ladies or getting him out of homework. It is a phrase that you can claim you have, 'I used my verbal magic to get a raise.' Or you can compliment a friend on their verbal magic. 'Wow, you aren't good at sports but wow you have crazy verbal magic.'

by the original juice February 16, 2010

Brown Magic

An utter awesomeness of wicked magic, superfluous skills, and a keen sense of wizardry. One who possess Brown Magic, is known to be on a higher yet parallel plane to those who practice Black Magic except massively funnier.

Don't cross Brown Magic, he will punch your eye brows off...

by BM106 August 19, 2008

Magic Bean

The female clit in a swollen, engorged condition caused by manual or partner stimulation.

Tanya worked her lover Mary's magic bean until Mary exploded in a massive, screaming, squirting orgasm.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

Obama magic

The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.

Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.

by benth April 27, 2008