Mutually Assured Distraction

The practice of distracting others in a manner assuring that neither party gets any work done.

We were both working on our papers but then she started chatting with me on Facebook and it was mutually assured distraction after that.

by Big South February 22, 2010

Muthafucka

Further slang of a slang word. "Motherfucker" said accented.
Refer to "Motherfucker" for meaning.

"You silly muthafucka!"
"Muthafucka, you best get out my face before I slap the taste out your mouth."

by andrew October 27, 2002

muthy

Possessing and or attempting to acquire putrid hygene. To look, act or smell foul. Associated with grease, dirt and or grime.

I can't live in the Helmhut any longer, it's way too muthy over here.

If you're feeling muthy, fart.

by pfunk41 January 17, 2008

selective mutism

Selective mutism is a social anxiety disorder in which a person who is normally capable of speech is unable to speak in given situations.

Paul Jefferson and his nephew Bruce Jones both have selective mutism.

by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008

muton

Short form for the "mute button".

"Johnny wished he had a muton for his girlfriend"

"Poindexter!" Ethel yelled. "That TV is so loud! Hit the muton, will ya? I can't hear my mom no good on the phone!"

by Dishpan Hanns October 6, 2009

mutterhals

German translation meaning "mother throat" or cervix (which is Latin for neck); pen name of the most hated writer on the internet

"Damn, that dude was all up in my mutterhals. Let's hope I don't get pregnant!"

by Gnat Turner December 29, 2008

Muthanna

Muthanna, the greatest fucking person to ever live. if you ever come across him, run like fuck as he will rip your testicles off.

OH SHI- It's Muthanna! better fucking tab it niggers.

by X Muthanna X March 14, 2009