lumberjack jeff

Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.

" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"

" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"

"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!

by That one hoe July 4, 2016

The Berenstain Lumberjack

Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.

My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

Canadian lumberjack oral sex

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man

Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack oral sex

by Lickofshit August 3, 2024

Lumberjacking

The act of coitus involving two males and a female, a similar position to “The Eiffel Tower”, except when one male thrusts, the other pulls back, forming a perfect ‘sawing’ motion

Bro, we were lumberjacking Staceys mum so hard last night aye... dick is feeling a little saw though

by Pxstie January 11, 2020

Lumberjack

When a girl gets pounded from both ends. When the woman rocks back and forth, it mimics the appearance of using an old-timey two-man lumberjack saw to cut down a tree.

During last year's holiday party, Bob and John lumberjacked Sally in the conference room.

by Extollo March 10, 2018

alternative lumberjack

A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack

Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her

Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉

by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019

lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents'.

by Sexydimma March 10, 2015