Lobdell

A huge penis that only guys with big hands can have.

Woah! Look at Jason's lobdell!

by Bricky5O October 8, 2014

loaded piece of toast

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.

"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.

by t_ray March 8, 2021

loise angel gamboa diaz

✿. .:* ☆:**:. sʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴇsᴛ ɢɪʀʟ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ sᴇᴇɴ .:**:.☆*.: .✿
The most reliable, trustworthy, loyal, kind, friendly, adorable, funny, silly person in the world. Genuinely deserves the whole planet's love. I know you are reading this right now, Loise <3. I want to wish you the happiest birthday ever. May this year be happy and lucky for you, and hopefully, we'll stay friends forever

(¯`*•.¸,¤°´✿. .:* 𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚢𝚊𝚗𝚐 𝚔𝚊𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚗 *.: .✿`°¤,¸.•*´¯)

Your dearest friend, Sasha💛

Loise Angel Gamboa Diaz: my parents are fighting I'm so scared

Me: You shall not worry, since I'm your knight in shining armor I will rescue you

Loise Angel Gamboa Diaz: We're like 6000 miles away from each other but yay😋

by yeongyuarewhipped January 20, 2022

crotch loader

One who gives other a handjob.

"Due, my girlfriend is a total crotch loader".

by Pooty Applewater April 9, 2007

J-Loid

A woman who resembles Jennifer Lopez, especially on TV.

Any chick that looks that much like Jennifer Lopez has to be called a J-Loid!

by Burt Maass March 13, 2008

Bases Loaded

three in the butt, two in the cooch, one in the mouth

"the next scene they had the Bases Loaded and i couln't tell where they stopped and she began!"

by Funni Louie June 7, 2016

Packed and Loaded

To have a bowl or smoking piece filled with "smoking material" and ready to light

I'm packed and loaded - let's smoke this shit.

by Liquorshits May 2, 2010