Logic Sense

When someone who has neither logic nor sense; but yet, wants to sound as if they have both. They will claim that they have, "Logic sense!"

Person A, "Grow a brain and then try making a thread."

Person B, "Shut Up, I have a brain dumbass, if I didnt I wouldn't be alive. I use logic sense. Piss off."

Person A, "Haha logic sense?

by another__penguin March 30, 2009

pussy logic

reasoned facts torn to shreds with overly emotional so- called intuition.

It's always pussy logic with her.

by Kay Turin January 10, 2008

zombie logic

Braindead. Acting zombie-like. Mall walker. First known instance Zombie Logic Press. Later applied to computer jargon. An oxymoron as zombies display no logic, only impulse.

A Walmart shopper eating a corndog is displaying zombie logic, or rather a lack of all logic.

by Thomas L. Vaultonburg September 11, 2005

Oprah-Logic

(oh-pruh-lawjick) ; Noun: a shapeless, shifting, feelings-driven form of reasoning, with a propensity to give too much consideration to whatever happened to be
the most recent statement made in a line of argument.

The 6th grade's class teacher's use of Oprah-Logic in her daily classes creates a lazy intellectualism that lends itself to impairing critical thinking skills.

by webjc April 18, 2009

Corvette logic

Arrogant Psychological projection by Corvette owners. They make an average of $90,000+ a year and assume teens with Civics or other economical import are ignorant for not buying a Corvette or 500hp Mustang. For some reason they have the delusional thought that a 17 year old working at Wal-Mart or Auto Zone can afford a $55,000 uninsurable car that gets 16 MPG @ 3.55 a gallon. They claim these teens spent 50 grand on their Civics but really most are just 3000 dollar cars with a loud muffler, crappy wing and a K&N air filter.

These guys are usually the same assholes that think everyone not on a crappy Harley-Davidson wants one.

Corvette Frank: When are going to get rid of that ricer and get a Corvette.

Teenager: That's a typical Vette owners Corvette Logic. I'll get one when McDonalds starts paying $120,000 a year. Dude I could not pay your insurance rates and you are 58.

Corvette Frank: Back in my day I had a 1965 Pontiac GTO 389/360hp

Teenager: Let me know when gas hits 29 cents a gallon again and Maybe I'll get one.

by Harley Earl April 15, 2008

Techno logic

1) A type of logic about computers, cellphones and computer codes (e.g. JavaScript, C++)
2) What every programmer has

Programmer: I can hack an account for you.
Guy: Really? Can you hack my gfs account?
Programmer: Certainly. Just let me use your computer for an hour.
-one hour later-
Programmer: Done.
Guy: How did you do that?
Programmer: I have a lot of techno logic!

by Urbanned December 6, 2015

Typo-logic

What causes existing words to get new alternate spellings -- typo's.

John: Haha, you're such a lopser!
Jack: What?
John: Errr, loser.
Jack: Heh, I should've used typo-logic to figure that out.

by Maarten Staa October 7, 2007