As opposed to warm and fuzzy logic, cold limp logic is defined as a situation where your staunch support of the facts keeps you from getting laid.
Dude 1: I heard you made it with Mary Jane last night.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.
Dude 2: Nah. I found out she was married. Turns out her husband works with my wife. Couldn't stand the risk of her finding out.
Dude 1: Dude, that's some cold limp logic.
by DrWolf April 28, 2010
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No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.
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the principle that the main character of a story won't die at all or until the end of the story/series
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1) A statement or explanation that makes sense to nobody but the person trying to do the explaining.
2) A statement that is so simple that it didn't need saying in the first place as it is blindingly obvious.
1) A statement or explanation that makes sense to nobody but the person trying to do the explaining.
2) A statement that is so simple that it didn't need saying in the first place as it is blindingly obvious.
Rabbit: I've got free tickets to the club tonight, so if you use these tickets you won't need to pay to get in.
BJ: O RLY, NO WAI :O
Spy: There she goes again with her Hazel logic
Russ: Fix up blad
BJ: O RLY, NO WAI :O
Spy: There she goes again with her Hazel logic
Russ: Fix up blad
by mingleville April 16, 2008
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Person #2: "Yeah, let's go to hottopic and buy some baggy black pants and studded belts to really stand out!"
Abercrombi wearer: *Jams out to Napalm Death on his way to the bar to get some fine ass*
Person #2: "Yeah, let's go to hottopic and buy some baggy black pants and studded belts to really stand out!"
Abercrombi wearer: *Jams out to Napalm Death on his way to the bar to get some fine ass*
by Hot Topic Logic February 27, 2005
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Me: "without Logic there is no reason. Without reason there is no rationality. Without rationality there is nothing but destruction"
Adolph Hitler (mien Komph) "Propaganda should use very little logic and more emotion and passion to fool the people. Masses are easily fooled by emotion and passion. Thus the more people you are targeting the less logic your propaganda should use" (paraphrased to save space)
Adolph Hitler (mien Komph) "Propaganda should use very little logic and more emotion and passion to fool the people. Masses are easily fooled by emotion and passion. Thus the more people you are targeting the less logic your propaganda should use" (paraphrased to save space)
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