The lion king

While having sex doggy style, the male sticks his thumb in the girls ass then turns her around and runs the shit across her forehead and says "Simba".

E-Sweezy: "It's like doggy style & anal but the lion king is better"

by Jenny fromdablock August 10, 2017

Red Lion

A really nasty downtrodden pub in Tredegar. Customer personal safety there is unimportant, and health and safety issues are simply brushed under the carpet. This pub also bars law-abiding customers.

Where are you going wearing all that body armour?

It's all ok, I'm just off to the Red Lion for a couple of pints of beer.

by Chris Tredegar October 29, 2006

Lion King

by FAR the best Disney movie ever x3 especially becuase disney is making crappy movies now

and yes i know all the words to the songs and basically the whole movie...x3

simba: hey uncle scar guess wat?
scar: *mutters* i despise guessing games..

simba: hey scar when im king, what'll that make you?
scar: a monkeys uncle
simba: *laughs* ur so wierd
scar: u have nooo ideaa

Timon: what do u want me to do dress in drag and do the hula!?!

last one ;)
Pumbaa: as my good buddy timon always says, u gotta out ur behind in ur past...uhhhh
timon: no no no, amature, sit down b4 u hurt yourself..(now to simba)its you gotta put ur past, behind you....bad things happen and theres nothing u can do about it right?
simba: right..
timon: WRONG, when the world turns its bac on u, u turn ur bac on da world
simba: well thats not wat i was taught
timon: well maybe u need a new lesson....
*hakuna matata*

hehe x3 im not lion king obsessed wat R u talking about *shifty eyes*

by snoww July 16, 2006

Sex lion

An appearance that shows that you want sex.

Bob: Bro, have you seen what Jen looks like today?!
Joe: Yeah son! With those short shorts and sex hair, she definitely looks like a sex lion!

by xbrookezilla May 28, 2011

white lion

cocaine, and also possibly a good name for a brand of cocaine, should it become legal.

White Lion ™ brand blow is the most effective! Contains less than 10% glass. Use as directed.

by dimplodocus July 05, 2007

lions den

A scary place, if you are entering one take great precaution. A double rap is highly recommended. A vagina with enormous amounts of foliage, possibly even migrating onto the inner thigh area. But sometimes this area can be one of the safest to explore, it is possible this cave has never been spelunked and the owner is unfamiliar with proper upkeep and preperation of the carpeted entrance.

I hooked up with this Arabian chick last night and man, I had trouble munching on that lions den, I had to put on a miners helmet to find the wetspot.

by Christobon December 18, 2007

lions for lambs

to choose the lesser of two evils.

i lost my brakes...i was going to hit the family with five kids, but i traded lions for lambs by running over the guy on the bicycle.

by Shawn from TN November 05, 2007