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Lincoln Tunnel

A sexual act by two partners in which they both spread their ass cheeks and put there asshole together to exchange feces. This is usually followed by the two partners playing with the extra feces.
I heard you're into fetishes, maybe we should try the Lincoln Tunnel.
by Lincoln Tunnel May 10, 2014
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Lincoln

Lincoln is a kind person who knows how to make his friends laugh. He has a huge sense of humour and is one of the best people alive.
Wow, Lincoln is amazing!!!
by Booboo Lala April 12, 2019
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Mary Todd Lincoln

Mary Todd Lincoln is when a man "takes one for the team" by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.
My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?
by Urban Robb February 12, 2014
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lincolnshire

boring county in the east midlands of the UK. only decent places are Stamford and Lincoln, the rest especially Grantham (even though Margaret Thatcher came from there). This is the county where Newton was born. The sausages made here are the best in England and possibly the world.
I was walking through England and tripped up when i reached Lincolnshire, I fell over.
by Oliver Wood February 22, 2005
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lincoln's beard

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".
Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.
by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007
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Lincolns Log

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.
1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.
by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010
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Lincoln Clog

Shitting a nice stack of turds that completely clogs up a toilet.

Clogging there toilet with more than one turd stacked like Lincoln Logs.
I guess I need to eat more fiber. I really built a Lincoln Clog!
by LisaBeagle May 1, 2016
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