Mary Todd Lincoln is when a man "takes one for the team" by marrying a very unattractive and emotionally unstable woman.
My friend John is pulling a Mary Todd Lincoln by marrying Bertha. I wonder if he will ask her to do an Abe Lincoln on their wedding night?
by Urban Robb February 12, 2014
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by Oliver Wood February 22, 2005
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When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".
Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.
by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007
Get the lincoln's beard mug.1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.
2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.
2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.
by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010
Get the Lincolns Log mug.Shitting a nice stack of turds that completely clogs up a toilet.
Clogging there toilet with more than one turd stacked like Lincoln Logs.
Clogging there toilet with more than one turd stacked like Lincoln Logs.
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Get the Lingoing mug.The act of a sister blowing onto her brother's penis while a cob of corn is in the anus of either participating party
I didn't know I'd be into it, but after my sister gave me a Lincoln Blow Dryer last night I can't go back.
by Mank_Demes February 14, 2019
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