licker licence

If you have one, then you are a lesbian.

"does she have a licker licence? is she a dyke?"

by matt February 13, 2004

lickher license

The license required to be a lesbian in Michigan.

"Yeah, that chick has her lickher license for sure."

by B-Stange April 14, 2003

marriage license

A death certificate.

When i got married i recieved a marriage license.

by jake bilings May 8, 2010

licebag

What you call someone who has been infected with lice

"Get off me you dirty licebag!"

by r354 May 8, 2014

licecum

A youtuber that goes by the name of Ricegum. He has a 4 story house do to 8 year olds. Kinda like jake paul. He always flexing. He is a furfag too. And btw follow me on youtube : Skrappy

Licecum got roasted my idubbz.

by kvngmo__ December 15, 2017

Fartistic License

When the result of a potentially objectionable wind break is justified on artistic grounds.

"JOHN, you farted during the wedding!!!"

"I claim fartistic license. Those people were being way too serious about everything."

by backotruck November 2, 2011

autistic license

Using a genuine diagnosis of autism, or the pretext of being autistic, to be excused from behavior considered socially unacceptable.

Most people would be expelled for shitting on the cafeteria floor, but he got off with a mere suspension by using his autistic license.

by Erik9000 September 4, 2018