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to lick the lettuce

to lick a ladies bits. giving oral sex to a woman
Girl 1: Are you straight?

Girl 2: No, I prefer to lick the lettuce
by ladybum March 21, 2007
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lady lettuce

The term to describe the over-sized inner labia of a woman which sometimes appears as if a lettuce has been inserted into the vajayjay
Dave: "Did she have a cute vajayjay?"
Mike: "Fuck no dude! Her cunt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!"
by MCMXCV February 1, 2008
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lettuced

Having a piece or whole head of lettuce thrown in your face. Must be followed by saying, Lettuced.
Hey man, Yuuma is passed out, we should so lettuce him.

BAM! LETTUCED!
by Apeazy February 13, 2008
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Burger King foot lettuce

A type of lettuce that burger king has a staff member use lettuce as a bedroom carpet then bring the lettuce back to put in burgers.
Joe I need you to make some Burger King foot lettuce
by I am not a cat or. Shark February 12, 2018
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Lettuce

a very cool person but is a big loser like a big fat loser .. no offense.
lettuce is gay
by HAHAHA RAY HAHAH October 15, 2019
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lazy lettuce

You smoke?

Yeah, i smoke the lazy lettuce. =)
by jenny. November 15, 2007
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