Dragon lasers

Dragon lasers are high power green (and sometimes blue and orange)lasers that are made in China, hence the dragon. Distinctly different from your average laser pointer or portable laser.

laser pointers are normally 5mW or less, have a beam that is difficult to see anytime other than night and can't burn anything. Great for presentations. Dragon lasers are 15mW upto 300mW or higher, have a beam that is clearly visible in broad daylight and can light matches and cigarrettes. Too powerful and dangerous for presentations.

My teacher said i can only use a laser pointer at school, not a Dragon lasers.

by Wolverine Man June 1, 2007

laser

any tool or object that can be used like MacGyver did his Swiss Army Knife.

Dawg, picked up a laser and fixed up the truck.

by miosis March 5, 2004

Lawner

A teen, who are would usually be a scene. Someone that likes to hangout on the ground/floor. Most of the time they are full of themselves. Someone who chooses to unique and is usually very popular.

Wow, look at those lawners, they are so full of themselves...

by Destiny licks you April 20, 2010

gooch laser

If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.

A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.

Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!

uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!

by betleyoun July 9, 2004

laserbeam

A lovely word to describe ladies who love other ladies. Derivative of laserbeamage, meaning to partake in some laserbeam activities.

Look, over there, a laserbeam!

by catsa April 2, 2007

Laserbot 90,000

A laser shooting robot that tends to come in the night and eat your children and pregnancies.

Crap! Here comes that crazy laser shooting robot! Laserbot 90,000!
"My pregnancies! Argghhh!"

by E-Meista March 10, 2007

Laser slicing

Laser slicing is when a male is peeing into a toilet that has a previously deposited log of poop in it, then proceeds to "laser slice" it in half with his urine stream.

yep, it stunk but it stunk worse once i agitated it via laser slicing...

by Ian Purvis June 22, 2011