Lance Armstrong

When a girl gives a guy head when she has plutonium in her mouth.

Man, I wish I didn't have to go in for this ball surgery tomorrow. Damn hooker tricked me and gave me a Lance Armstrong!

by Joshe December 3, 2006

Lance

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back

Hugo from the looney toons is a total Lance

by Arron17 November 24, 2016

Lance stroll

He is a very overhated f1 driver because his dad owns a f1 team and he is a billionaire

Hey do u know lance stroll
Oh yeah. Daddy’s cash 🤡

by Freddie Mercury f1 addict March 22, 2021

Lancaster boys grammar

A grammar school for boys, have girlfriends at the Lancaster girls grammar. The school is divided by two groups of people, swats and normal people. The normal boys are good looking and amazing at rugby. They have it all, clever and good looking. They are the most normal people in Lancaster. The chavs go to Morecambe, our lady's, Skerton and Central. Grammar boys are fit as!
They have the best girl friends ever! see above.

wow. you can totally tell he's a Lancaster boys grammar boy.

by free hugs. December 20, 2010

lance

(verb) to cheat in order to win... then don't fess up when everyone says you did, and a mountain of evidence is against you, and all your sponsors drop you and your organization.

I lanced my way to victory.

He really lanced his career.

I'd sooner get lanced out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

by NotQuiteRelevantUsername October 25, 2012

Lance

He is a bisexual sharpshooter and is dating a gay emo country guy with a mullet named Keith!

Lance: Aw I wanna hug!
Keith: *hugs Lance gay like*

by Pidge P. Holt April 17, 2019

Lancaster, NH

A pathetic small-ass "town." the almost non-existant population is 3,280, sadly it is the second largest in the county after Berlin. Activities there include: walking, smoking pot, drinking, jogging, running, skinny dipping, and walking. The town doesn't even have a high school. Instead, all the teens go to a regional high school along with teens from Dalton, Carroll, Jefferson, and Whitefield. Even with 5 towns going there, only 500 kids attend the school, the back "vo-ag" hallway is really only used for ski practice and doing drugs. The only movie theatre in the town has one screen and gets movies about 3 months after they originally come out. Most of....actually 99.9% of the population are total hicks, and wear steel-toe boots and carharts to school.

"Let's go to Lancaster, NH to watch a movie."

"Ha! What are we going to see, Grease?"

by jonesgirl July 8, 2009