kitty cock blocked 

You and your lover are making your way to the bedroom, about to embark on a ride of sweet, passionate love making when you find your cat sleeping on the bed. This consequently denies you from sex since cats are too damn cute to be disturbed from their slumber.

"We were totally getting into it so we decided to take it upstairs...but we were kitty cock blocked by Fluffy."

kitty cock blocked by beargryllsbornsurvivor August 25, 2012

Kitty bong 

A form of special meditation.

You roll up weed and put it into your whispering eye. You then light it and let it simmer. It lets you understand your inner self.

"You need to find your inner self, go kitty bong," said Clarice.

Kitty bong by Babylipslover May 1, 2014

kitty cat fever 

The intoxicating effect brought on by the mystique and wonder of the personalities, movements, behaviors and attributes of the common house cat.

Ryan: Hey we’re all headed out for drinks tonight, are you down?

Brad: Sorry my guy, my cats asleep on my lap and every time I move he’s stretchin’ out his lil’ feets. I just can’t get up, I’ve got a serious case of kitty cat fever.

Ryan: What?

kitty cat fever by ol nigga jim February 4, 2019

Kitty Bova 

The best

Kitty Bova is the best

Kitty Bova by katcsott June 8, 2021

Kitty rat 

An adorable small type of cat who brings joy to all they meet. Even the grumpier of men like those named Ray. You can tell a kitty rat from other small cats by there love of the 90's show tv commish and Las Vegas.

Did you see that kitty rat watching commish on the strip?!

Kitty rat by Kr4life October 19, 2021

kitty style 

A rough form of doggy style, with scratching and biting.

kitty style- Take partner from behind. With one hand pull head back by hair. Bite and nibble on exposed neck and ear. Paw at breast with other hand.

kitty style by sinpunk August 26, 2011

Kitty Pants

Kitty pants are any sort of leg wear that contain a cat, the cat may be on the leg of the pant or on a back pocket or seat of the pant. They are frequently worn by virgins and substitute teachers and are often accompanied by a matching seasonal sweater. The cat(s) may be embroidered, printed, painted or applied by any means. If anyone owns said fashion disaster, they are discouraged from wearing these pants in public, though the shear fact that they own them is a travesty in and of itself. The women that wear these pants spend most nights alone with a box of wine in their condos with their 27 real cats.

Oh, those are kitty pants. Don't worry, Molly's a virgin. She's allowed to wear kitty pants.

Kitty Pants by Jennnn-ay April 22, 2011