kevin

The guy from Home Alone who beats up a couple of grown men in the first and second movies.

Kevin: AUGHHHHHHH!

by MatthewD'elf October 21, 2017

Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.

by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 15, 2016

Kevin

A bitch

Quit being a Kevin

by Jackhawk9001 September 10, 2018

kevin

a faggot with pointy nipples but only around men and that’s because he’s a gay nibba Exhibit A he had gay sex with brady in the bathroom during STAAR

Issa: look kevin’s nipples are hard again lmao
Ethan: LMAO NIGGA KEVIN

by Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2018

kevin

Kevin is a good friend and will help you when you're sad he's always there to talk he's positive and kind and he will do anything to keep a friendship

kevin sounds like a good guy

by love peoples July 26, 2020

Kevin

A lying ass bitch periodt...FAKE ASS NIGGA

Ex. Who dat fake ass nigga oh it’s kevin

by Ugghhghghg July 11, 2019