kiwi smash

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander

Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash

by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018

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Kiwi

Kiwi is the hottest song from Harry Styles. He is having a baby and it’s non of your business! A fan threw a kiwi on stage and Harry slipped. Fans go crazy about kiwi!

“Oh there is a actually kiwi on stage!” - Harry Styles.

by KIWIGIRLBTCH June 24, 2018

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kiwi sakana

Translates to “fish fish” in english, a common insult of the japanese or asian. When someone says this they are calling you annoying or smelly.

Eun: Ah, kiwi sakana!
Manro: Why are you so mean? I didn’t even do anything.

by Words2know July 30, 2018

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mr kiwi

An epic gamer who likes to listen to sicko mode and get epic victories on Fortnite

Bro who was that epic gamer last match?
I don’t know, probably a mr kiwi

by Mr kiwii January 27, 2019

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A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018

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