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stoner jacket

A jacket like a Baja Hoodie (Drug Rug) that people who smoke weed use to smoke in. This is mainly due to the fact that it's basically a blanket hoodie, that absorbs a lot of the odor/smoke.
Jaiden and I got hella high high this weekend, and my Stoner Jacket reeks!!
by HeavyWeightJaneSmoker May 8, 2014
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Life Jacket

A protective device that you put on before you Motorboat a woman with ample cans. Also a visual aid to display your intent to said woman.
Ben, bored with two cats in the bath tub, buckled up his life jacket and dove into a hearty set of knockers head first.
by thed00d! January 21, 2009
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failure jacket

an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back
"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."
by cerilebi January 6, 2010
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Blue Jacket

1) n. An enlisted person in the U.S. or British Navy; a sailor.a sailor in the Navy. blue•jack•et (ˈbluˌdʒæk ɪt) n. a sailor.

2) n. (Military) a sailor in the Navy
Blue Jackets spend extended periods of time at sea, in all- weather conditions.
by Pathogorean March 28, 2013
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ass jacket

When someone or something, is acting asinine.
Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.
by SantaFucksRaindeer December 2, 2014
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jacketcoat

asshole, retard, unworthy person, idiot, someone not worth your time and energy
Steve ignored Jennifer at the party. He's such a jacketcoat.
by Tootse July 23, 2010
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jacketass

when an individual attempts to conceal their obesity by tying a jacket, sweatshirt or sweater around their hips, leaving the rest of the garment hanging down behind them, covering their buttocks.
"That heffer needs a bigger coat to cover her huge jacketass," said Spank Dangler from The Larrys!
by Spanky D November 23, 2010
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