jewski

a jew

your a jewski, right?

by Gdbni November 7, 2011

jewsock

To beat someone with a sock full of quarters, gelt, or Sacajewea dollars; not nickels or pennies, we're better than that.

Yo! If that kid doesn't stop hating on Moses, I'm gonna JewSock him!

by SmallFox April 26, 2006

jewsy

1.A jew who is aroused in the presence of a coupon
2.just a normal kyke with a chode

1. when kyleberg found a coupon for 5 % off a super acme he cummed in his pants! wow, what a jewsy!
2. rumor has it berglen is a jewsy! i feel bad for his girlfriend.

by dankyke December 12, 2009

jewseum

a place dedicated to jewish people such as a museum with a lot of history on ancient or modern day jews or maybe just a large gathering of jews in a small area.

- I went to this jewseum thing yestarday.

- was it fun?

- No they just bitched about being kicked out of jerusalem by some retards.

- That does sound boring.

- I know right!!!

by Skeeter~Bob November 2, 2010

Jewster

Jewster is a jew that celebrates easter. You get the easter basket, you eat the candy, and you love Cadbury Creme Eggs, but you don't attend church and don't believe in the ressurection of Jesus.

A jew that celebrates easter. "I'm such a Jewster".

by Jewster2 March 21, 2009

jewslem

After living in the middle east for a while, the whole jew/muslim thing becomes so damn tedious and boring that you dont even want to distinguish between them anymore! Hence the word. Jewslem.

Damn Jewslems started another holy war.

Man when will these jewslems finally stop bitchfighting over that stupid rock?

Oh shit, i see jewslems.

by a d b December 18, 2005

jewstian

The cross breeding between a jew and a christian. Jewstian are often spoiled because they celebrate both Chanukah and Christmas.

Dude i can't believe he's a jewstian... He's gonna get a play station and a wii

by bbbeastly May 9, 2008