Hump Day 

Hump Day is Wednesday, the day cadets fuck another male cadet in his mouth or asshole.

Oh-oh -- today is Hump Day -- I know what I'm in for - a mouth and asshole full of cum!

Hump Day by USAF Cadet September 15, 2021

hump&drink 

the action of humping anything (including air) and drinking anything (that's not alcohol)

-wtf is that girl doin?
-oh, no1 told u! that the new air-humping dance.
-oh so like she did the hump&drink!

hump&drink by tofen & girlyo October 7, 2006

hump hugger 

A derogatory term referring to anyone from the middle east including, but not limited to camel jockeys, carpet riders, sand niggers, dot heads, oil niggers and so on. It comes from the notion that a camel jockey has nothing but a hump to hug when riding his or her camel.

I think those damn hump huggers are trying to take over every convenient store in America.

hump hugger by thesho March 28, 2011

Hump-Catting

A sport you'll invent because you'll be TOO ENERGETIC FOR NORMAL SPORTS!!

Similar to Bear-Blasting

After having consumed a rocket can of Powerthirst, the young man got the top score in Hump-Catting.

Hump-Catting by BallisticJ October 8, 2012

hump jump 

verb: In Halo, when in mid-air, clicking the left thumbstick a second time causing the Master Chief's legs to raise up, useful in clearing tall obstacles.

I'm going to have to hump jump over that rock.

hump jump by Shmitty July 8, 2005

Hump Jump 

The Act of jumping with the pevis forward.

He applied the Hump Jump toward his insanely hot girlfriend

Hump Jump by StarmanNIB March 10, 2012

Hump Day HJ Special 

The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.

Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!

Hump Day HJ Special by OOOOH, Its a Steeaaak! March 29, 2011