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Hemotional

(Adj.) Expressing an intense negative feeling of extreme sensitivity, distress and anger displayed by an adult male caused by hurt feelings.

(Noun) “hemotions” or “he-motions”
Woman 1: “I can’t stand listening to him rage over video games anymore he’s being so hemotional. All he does is yell for hours.”
Woman 2: “That’s how they are. They don’t know how to control their hemotions or think logically. He needs to go to therapy and work on those anger issues”
by Guesswhatguesswho November 28, 2022
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hemospermia

“Yo, have you heard that one that one Cannibal Corpse song about hemospermia?”
“Oh you mean I Cum Blood? Yea”
by Conquistadude December 10, 2022
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Hemorrhoid shot

When your listening to Pandora and the Hemorrhoid commercial comes on to promote their ad free music. You are not going to pay so you have to take a liquor shot anytime someone yells "Hemorrhoids" during the Commercial. # thestruggleisreal
Sarah just screamed "hemorrhoid shot" so now we all have to take a shot. Usually fireball/for your ass.
by Therealmoonman July 13, 2023
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Hemorrhoidal as fuck

To be ferociously ridiculed with fiery red hatred insults from thine accusers or enemies. Usually or commonly referred to as "One's Haters" It is rarely with reason nor in good taste that these non sensical babblers utter such verbal hemorrhoids from there mouths.
Bro #1: "Yo my Nigga; last night at yo crib, Luhfawnduh was getting hella 'Hemorrhoidal as fuck' at dat new gurl Fuhlecia!"
Bro #2: Dayumnn!! Dat Bitch hella outta pocket tho."
by "El Sánchez Sucio" August 4, 2023
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Hemophotriety

How well one is able to control his/her emotions.
This guy has no hemophotriety when angry.
by Poloko N.N Masholoko August 5, 2024
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hemosexual

hemo stands for blood and sexual stands for sexual likings. the word hemosexual is a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to blood.
A: I think this girl is cute.
B: She's a hemosexual tho
A: Damn it
by cinardeg December 30, 2023
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Hemogoblin

An extinct goblin that steals hemoglobin (blood).
Those dang Hemogoblins, always tryna take mah blood!
-Your Great Grandfather (probably)
by CrabHawk March 13, 2024
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