handjob

Is female hand that up and down on man's penis

hetero handjob is erotic act that give pure pleasure!!

by hj.fan May 13, 2005

half a handjob

Amusing & fun but, completely pointless when all is said & done.

The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.

My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.

by jdmccallen.blogspot.com/ February 23, 2008

Tijuana Handjob

When a man is on the toilet taking a dump while simultaneously receiving a handjob.

Tommy was thrilled when his wife burst into the bathroom and started giving him a Tijuana Handjob whilst he dropped a glorious deuce.

by UrbanScholar99 September 26, 2012

elastic handjob

The act of bungee jumping with the bungee cord attached to your schlong.

John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting

by Long R. Von Hugendong September 23, 2013

colorado handjob

The intentional act of giving a handjob while smoking weed.

Last night was crazy, Lisa gave me a Colorado handjob and now my penis hurts.

by Hendookie December 23, 2018

puke handjob

also known as a ph. a puke handjob is when a woman chokes on your cock, throws up on it, and procedes to jack the guy off with the puke as lubricant. this only happens when your fucked up hopefully unless someone has a really sick fetish. puke handjobs are not enjoyable and are usually acidic in nature, which in turn burns the mans dick.

I was so fucked up last night, i let amber give me a puke handjob. my dick is still on fire.

by jagerbombs123 November 15, 2010

jellyfish handjob

A move used by inexperienced teen girls. Instead of gripping the shaft like they should, the girl instead just uses the ends of her fingers on the tip, so that her hand looks similar to a swimming jellyfish.

My fifteen year old girlfriend just gave me a jellyfish handjob. I told her if she doesn't grip it next time, mr. backhand comes out

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011