half a fuck

when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.

Al: Me and Mary finally decided to get married!
Harry: I don't give half a fuck about that.

by Mykropenys September 21, 2016

Half-Life 2: Episode One

The first episodic sequel of Half-Life 2. It was released by Valve Corporation on June 1, 2006.

I just finished Half-Life 2, now I must play Half-Life 2: Episode One.

by Jqoi Zunderlat January 24, 2021

half a happy dick

A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.

Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2022

half nose

Commonly said by someone who is insecure about their own nose as an act to put you down.

"She has a half nose" -a clown

by _eggy March 24, 2023

Half-life 2

A name that will be known for years to come.

It will be very good.

by Andrew May 14, 2004

half chub

Half erect penis

Seeing Britney Spears' tits gave me a half chub.

by imanadultnow March 27, 2004

half-ass christianity

are christians who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christians and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.

half-ass christianity has elected bush twice!

by candygirltasteright July 27, 2007