I've had better 

A response used to indicate that whatever the topic of the question is, the person being asked has had better. This is typically related to coitus or food.

He: "Wow, that was awesome. Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
She: "I've had better"
He: "Yikes, ouch"
She: "Well, peace out"

I've had better by GlazeHer August 25, 2016

bitch had a dick 

To find, often surprised, a penis on your partner. Many times a man will think another man is a woman, and find the penis. He then gags.

"I pulled down her pants and bitch had a dick!"

bitch had a dick by That Amish Guy June 23, 2003

I once had a bitch that 

A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.

This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others.

(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her

(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got roofied

I once had a bitch that by AileenT December 21, 2007

shawty had them apple bottom jeans 

BOOTSS WITH THE FURRRR

'SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN AT HER'

shawty had them apple bottom jeans by shawdyslikeamelody November 18, 2020

I had a stroke 

Something that makes so little sense, that it seems like the other person had a stroke.

Grandpa: buh bred tge ckep tgys Youth: r/i had a stroke

I had a stroke by Biscuits, cheese biscuits July 19, 2019

coulda had a v8 

stupid line from the V8 vegetable juice commercial or what a V8 guy says to a tuner kid or some dick who gets a V6 in a Ford Mustang, Dodge Charger or a Chrysler 300C

"Dude, I just got a new Mustang"
"Which one"
"The one wit the V6 in it, isn't that awesome man!?"
"Dude........ ya coulda had a V8...."

coulda had a v8 by Zachery T Emory December 19, 2007

i had fun with your mom

When you fuck someones mom

I had fun with your mom last night she gave me the good stuff

i had fun with your mom by ifuckurmom69allday December 9, 2021