deusch guido

when a faggot wigger dresses up like a sapranos

caleb gall is a deusch guido sometimes.

by noltad eggits March 8, 2008

Fili-Guido

A Filipino Male who greatly inspires to become a guido, although cannot as they are not of Italian decent. So therefore resulting in a Fili-Guido. Fili-Guido's are rarely, but also referred to Italian born Filipinos (Filipinos born in Italy).

Johnson: Man, that kid Manny wants to be a Guido so bad!!

Colt: I know right! Man, he's a Fili-Guido.

by broomstick44 August 7, 2010

El guido guape

A Mexican Guido. Prone to picking fights with gringos, wears a lot of cologne, and prowls for cougars. Much appreciation.

A man who frequents Cadillac Cafe in Baton Rouge. Gym, tan, laundry. El guido guape was ignored by a grenade.

by Chiefnass December 30, 2012

hannah guiles

A all around rude person who doesn't care about people and talks up and doesn't do anything she jumps from guy to guy saying she will stop but then continues on jumping even if she makes a promise
All around hoe

I can't believe Hannah guiles is dating another guy when will she stop

by Jelly.bunny May 14, 2018

Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.

That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.

by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019

Uncle Guido

the metaphorical relative that will make good on one's previous shovel talk and/or other threats of violence

Ex: "If you break her heart, I'll have to send Uncle Guido after you..."

by NutmegBGB June 6, 2019

Pulling a guilbert

Pulling a Guilbert comes from ancient Hebrew. It translates to one who commits an error.

oh my goodness Karla, i was really pulling a guilbert the other night.

by Julio10613 December 16, 2020