guido

a guido is simply just a douchebag

About 5 guidos at the club tried to get me to sleep with them last night. What douches.

by wowthatslame June 12, 2008

guidian

A young Armenian male residing in the U.S. (mainly in the L.A./Glendale, CA area) who is usually defined by his oily hair, over usage of cologne, cigarette breath, facial hair of some sort, excessive jewelry, jump suit, and a Beemer. These traits are similar to the North East U. S. "guido," who is usually of Italian descent. Hence the word: GUID + IAN, where "guid" is derived from "guido." The "ian" ending comes from the suffix of almost all Armenian last names.

This Beemer full of guidians barely ran me over when I crossed Glendale Ave!

by J. D. Lombardian January 12, 2008

guidodamus

Based off the comedy great Dave Chappelle's Negrodamus its is the Italian Nostradamus. Said to reside in the somewhere in the eastern United States, its future telling ability is world renowned. It can be identified by its gold chains and potent smell of cologne and over gelled hair. WARNING: Do make eye contact without prior acquittance, if you smell red wine or Peroni on its breath flee ASAP, do not be near its food unarmed. Garlic is not its weakness...its not a vampire...more like the opposite of a vampire...lots of hair and darker...more like a werewolf....but not like a gay twilight vampire....if seen please contact FBI immediately.

HOTLINE CALLER: Guidodamus what will happen to me in my life...?

GUIDODAMUS: Some one will make you an offer you can't refuse....and at some point in your life you will die.

HOTLINE CALLER: Wait what? That is stupid everyone dies, this is bullshit!

GUIDODAMUS: For further clarification we will have to charge you 10 US dollars a minute and 15 for everyone after that.

HOTLINE CALLER: Bahah FUCK THAT!

GUIDODAMUS: Your prophecy has been fulfilled...get em boys.

HOTLINE CALLER: OH sh---(BANG BANG)

GUIDODAMUS: Thank you for calling the guidodamus hot line

by therealguidodamus August 18, 2010

Guided Missile

A word derived from the expressions used in Jersey Shore such as "grenade" "bomb" and "tank". It is used to describe when an ugly ass girl starts to like you due to unintentionally giving her the wrong message by being too nice, friendly etc... A very unwanted situation indeed. The name is derived from the fact that like an actual guided missile the girl starts to follow you around, flirt with you etc.

*to le ugly girl*

Joe: (unassuming) "Hey I like your hair today!"

Caitylin: "Oh thank you ;)"

*Joe now has a guided missile*

by al3jandro November 17, 2011

Chocolate Mint Girl Guide Cookies

These cookies come out in the Fall and are sold by the any of the members of the Girl Guides of Canada.
They are made of a chocolate biscuit with a layer of mint on top and covered in a chocolate coating.

I like to eat my chocolate mint Girl Guide cookies with milk.

by tink87 February 20, 2009

Gilding the Menorah

The act of shoving a large dildo up a young Jewish girl's ass, pulling it out, licking it and then shoving it into her pussy. Not to be confused with the very popular "golden sponge bath."

Ari and Levana were having nice, clean sex when Ari grabbed Levana's dildo and began Gilding the Menorah.

by dien furer September 2, 2010

GuildCraft

A Minecraft server that once was great, but shit hit the fan after the owner decoded to ban everyone from Turkey after assuming every hacker on his server was from Turkey

Also, the server for buttslammed after Mojang began to enforce their EULA, which resulted in the removal of the only feature that kept the server alive: P2W Ranks

Bro, this server reminds me of Guildcraft

I'm gonna hack on Guildcraft

This server is worse than Guildcraft

by Some-GC-Randy October 27, 2017