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Clout goggles

White, oval shaped glasses that rich white kids wear when their drunk and are trying to act like they are hot shit.
Look Ava is wasted and wearing her clout goggles. Typical.
by Clout4dayzz July 16, 2018
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Trail Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's long Hiking trip in the wild makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful;

When traversing from place to place via the extensive network of backpackin trails, One becomes preoccupied with the lack of "beautiful people" available for viewing pleasure.

Once resurfacing into society, said hikers standards for sex are extremely lower than they were prior to the adventure
Damn Bro, that babe is smokin hot! Awww wait, she has 2 teeth! I must be rockin some gnarly Trail Goggles!
by Chris Arace August 14, 2006
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Bank Goggles

Somewhat similar to "Beer Goggles", a common ailment in which one's over consumption of alcohol makes it appear as if said victim's bank account is several times larger than reality. Victim is prone to suicide and/or vehicular reposession/eviction shortly thereafter.
"No way Scott - you aren't paying for all of us... take your Bank Goggles off."
"Oh, bullshit!", he yelled as he picked himself up off the bar floor. "Let me pick up the tab - we've had bottle service for 9 hours, so I can't really do the math right now. Hell, it's only $3800, who cares! Pfffft. Bag Nozzles! Whatever."
by FlashGibby March 10, 2009
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beer-goggled

A state in which one is drunk to the point at which essentially any girl looks attractive.
Dude, stop raggin on me for hooking up with that girl last night. You know I was totally beer-goggled.
by WaywardMind March 3, 2011
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pedo goggles

Similar to beer goggles, pedo goggles refers to the moment you see a boy/girl who you find attractive to then find out that he/she is under the legal age. User can remove pedo goggles to find out how young the guy/girl really is.
Friend 1: Damn that girl over there is fineeeeee
Friend 2: Dude, take off those pedo goggles and see what you're looking at.
by manziman777 September 11, 2011
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Girlfriend Goggles

When you break up with your girlfriend, they look less prettier than you remember.
Bob: My Ex looks ugly, what the hell did I see in her?
Ian: You must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.
by The Mysterious Stranger January 2, 2015
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Orange County Goggles

The phenomenon whereby a young male professional routinely checks out, pursues and dates women well over 30 years of age, instead of pursuing women in their 20s.

High housing prices in Orange County, California lead to a demographic situation whereby there is scarcity of women ages 22-30, so most female inhabitants are either too young (high school age) or too old (cougars, MILFs, divorcees, Persian medical professionals, etc).

Over time, his taste in women completely changes to the point where he considers his love of 30+ women as normal and standard, even to the point of forgetting about the existence of young hot women.

A male with Orange County Goggles may travel outside of OC and accidentally find himself around hot 20-something women. At this point he will feel a strong sense of disillusionment and urgency, and an awareness of his Stockholm Syndrome.
Roberto, who lived in an Irvine Company apartment complex in sunny Orange County, California, had to attend a business meeting in Los Angeles. After his work was done he visited a bar in Santa Monica, where he was shocked to see a plethora of beautiful 25-year old women dancing and socializing with high-energy. He sighed to himself as he realized he had Orange County Goggles for many years, spending so much time back home text messaging 35-year old professional women, trying to take them out to expensive dinners at Javier's.
by WORDSMAKER April 18, 2018
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