situational goddess

Similar to work hot, someone who is not really that attractive but because of where they are or who they are surrounded by appears hot. This often leads to her receiving undeserved and unprecedented attention and men doing foolish things like sleeping with her.

I need to dump Sandra. I met her in the Faculty of Engineering and wrongly thought she was hot. I brought her to a frat party and realized she was actually kinda ugly. Turns out Sandra was only a situational goddess: she only looks good when surrounded by ugly people.

by ebbets September 3, 2007

A goddess from Athens

The best girl at sex that you've had

The polar opposite of a goddess from Athens is a mediocrity from the suburbs

by Sexydimma November 13, 2020

Goddess Jessica

A girl named Jessica who lives in Detroit with her adorable daughter. She is the best girl in the world with the best daughter. They both make me extremely happy and smile oh so much. She is perfect and beautiful like a goddess born on earth for everyone to see. Her smile lights up my world and her voice is the sweetest sound. Jessica you're perfect in everyway, I'm glad to say everyday I love you. You're mine and I'm yours.

Goddess Jessica is the best mother and best girl I've ever met

by Icebearcole August 29, 2018

Goddess

"Goddess(es)" -noun (plural). Average looking prostitutes; Enablers.

Translated from The Charlie Sheen Dictionary.

See also:
Goddesses
Winning
Tiger Blood

When you have a shit load of tiger blood, one goddess is not enough to satiate your appetite. You must have two goddesses who are down for fucking and winning live on the news.

by Bad Ass Frank March 18, 2011

Kian Godden

A Kian Godden is a rare specimen. He tends to scream at random times and call little children Pax or nigga. A Kian Godden is definitely autistic but is in denial. He is very special and d9es not understand the meaning of life.

Lewis Herve: Hey, is that a Kian Godden over there?
Marcel Hara: Yh, I think so!
Marmite Pax: Omg i love him so much!
Matts Ex: Wow look at the spacky cunt!

by DontFuckingGo... May 14, 2019

goded

To labor under the mistaken impression that you are all-powerful. Delusions of omnipotence.

"I heard John was promoted to assistant manager."
"He's just a goded burger-flipper!"

by Tony83 June 19, 2008

Godderi

What you call people that's very 'svett'.

Oh, look at all that exp in a day! That guy must be a Godderi!

by ``Robin May 18, 2011