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Goddessing

Any activity that involves self care and community
This weekend I will be goddessing with my friends doing chakra dancing, facials, walks on the beach, smelling roses and drinking wine.
by Gold berry February 14, 2020
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You're goddamn right.

You're goddamn right, if you're Heiesnburg and you ask someone to say your name.
by Heisenberg. W.W. August 5, 2022
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GoddessRain

Did you see the elegance in her stride?!?!?! She is a TOTAL GoddessRain!
by Saerah March 3, 2005
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Goddamn fuckin' felcher

Someone very fuckin' bad, stronger than motherfucker.
You're dead shit,goddamn fuckin' felcher! When the fuck you gonna return ma motherfuckin' dough?
by English language professor November 14, 2007
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goddamnmotherfucker

goddamnmotherfucker a combination of goddamn and motherfucker one who is not just a motherfucker a goddamnmotherfucker more vulgar and more offensive than motherfucker when calling someone a motherfucker just want do and manners are not important
dude where my goddamn fleets you promised you goddamnmotherfucker
man i did not promise to get you goddamn fleets you goddamnmotherfucker

dude you should deliver what you promised you goddamnmotherfucker

man you better stop badgering me about getting you goddamn fleets you goddamnmotherfucker

dude you are really uptight

what do you exspect to get from me you goddamnmotherfucker
ok you won dude i get you
by littlejimmie April 12, 2019
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Wet Goddess

A book by Malcolm J. Brenner about his 9-month sexual relationship with a dolphin.
This book illustrates the bond one can feel with animals.

I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday.

Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.

There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.

I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship.
by Aleitheia November 1, 2011
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