Girthy

Something so significant and monstrous it blocks the sunlight that reaches earth. The absolute mass of it causes the cornea of your eye to rapture and at long last return your vision to the proper 20 20. It is the overwhelming sensation of a colossal force so strong it brings you to you knees at one glance. The meer presence of something so breathtakingly dizzling is enough to create a super nova appear in broad daylight.

“The girth of this scrumptious banana makes the liquid in my mouth arise. You can call it girthy.”

by Thegirthgiver July 31, 2021

girthfriends

two men in a strictly sexual relationship, MLM fuckbuddies

"Hey man are you and Ethan dating?" "Oh no, we're just girthfriends, nothin romantic"

by faergiir August 6, 2021

Girth brooks

He has a big fat wide cock

His cock was so fat they called him girth brooks

by anonymous November 18, 2021

Glirting

A sexual move where you stick your nose in your partners ass, blow, and then they fart it out.

Dude I discovered glirting from that hot girl at that bar last night.

by Aggressive fucker 21 September 12, 2021

Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

girthio

What a clown.

Girthio is a clown.

by Hooplah1993 March 17, 2022

Girth

A big dick

“Yeah my gf always talks abt her exes girth”
“You should break up with her bro

by ZDaddy ZDaddy March 23, 2022