Gilian

Amazing in almost every way. This person is outgoing, crazy and has very little shame. Many people believe this is directly linked to the fact that it is spelt with only one L.

This person is someone you want to take everywhere, like a tampon, or condom or a can of silly string.

"Another word for the life of the party is totes Gilian"
"Dude, you're kinda depressive, you really need a Gilian in your life"

by The.All.Knowing.1 November 23, 2011

Matt Gill

N. - A mythical Irishman who was said to have destroyed Superman's home when he first synthesized Krypton in chemistry. Standing about five feet tall, Matt Gill can fly, shoot lazer beans from his eyes, drink any amount of beer, and turn any frisbee he touches into straight, heat-seeking, side-winding, and lazer-guided missles until they reach their intended targets.

Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.

Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.

When Matt Gill threw a frisbee the length of half a football field against the wind, and abruptly appeared to catch it with his left hand while not looking for a touchdown.

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009

Gillarded

An expression used to describe someone fucking you over as they break a promise they had made earlier. Happens commonly with Australian politicians.

Rob: I'm really looking forward to starting UNI next year now that my gap years done!
Ben: Burn! I just saw the news, they've changed the rules; you wont get funding now 'cause ur a country bumpkin. You just got Gillarded!
Rob: WTF!

by I_H8_alp November 18, 2009

Gilberto

Good looking, talented, extremely sexy, kind hearted and loving. Has nice butt in football pants. Loves God and his family. Good to everyone who comes into his life. Numero Uno...

I want to be a Gilberto when I grow up.

by IWannaFooFoo May 18, 2008

Giltner

The greatest family to ever live, handles everything in the upmost respectable manner and is better than all of you.

Man I wish I was a Giltner

by Raiders420 January 20, 2009

Gilded Star

A lithuanian phrase.

Lith: OMFG GILDED STAR LT PRIDE?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
P2: Are you a lith?
Lith: 99 STR?!?!??!?!? Gibe moni plos.

by MisterSquish August 5, 2009

Gillian

Gillian. Her eyes tell an entire story, When you look into them, its as if you're looking into a telescope aiming at the night sky. They glisten like stars and look like universes. She's the girl you see at the beach or the airport but dont have the balls to go up to; but you remember her for the rest of your life. She has that smile that can brighten anyone's day and a voice that will put you to sleep. She knows like alot of shit too about political theory, communism, problems deep within america. You'll probably learn 5 new things everyday by just talking to her. She will facetime anyone except kids named tyler. she despises people who make hot chocolate with water and she also thinks seaweed tastes good even tho it doesnt really. shes outgoing to, she makes you happy when your upset and shows she cares. she takes her time though, but if you wait for her itll be worth it. she also thinks bob ross is a FRAUD PHONY LIAR WHO PAINTS THE SAME PAINTING OVER AND OVER AND SHOULD GO DIE IN A HOLE. also when you incel fuckers had crushes on somer ray, real men had crushes on gillian

everyone wants a gillian but noone can get a gillian. its like level 9 on metroid

by hello my name is tyler 1234 December 1, 2020