gecko

The state of being entirely fucked up from the "get go".

Shit, this projeck is all gecko.

by therealdog September 24, 2007

gerked

adj. Being "high" on caffeine, to the point of incoherent annoying babbling and random hyperactivity and/or spacing out externally while mentally the mind is moving with incredible speed.

1. Man, after 10 XTZs I'm fucking gerked.

2. Hey dude, lay off the fucking Teas. You're gerked out of your mind right now.

by (L-CA) June 11, 2006

Gecko

A Person Who Is Extremely Good At Scaling Urban Buildings, Or Natural Rock Formations. These People Are Usually Experienced Rock Climbers, Or Involved In Parkour. These People Are Categorized By Their Large Amounts Of Energy.

Can Also Be Used To Describe A Group Of These People, Called Geckos Or Gecko When Describing An Individual Person

Gecko:

Guy 1:Wow, Dude Gecko Here Just Jumped Over My SUV, Damm

Guy 2: Dude Now Hes Running Up The Fire Escape, Look At Him Go!.

Geckos: Dude I Was Hanging With These Guy Who Were Doing Parkour, A Bunch Of Fucking Geckos, Dammmm

EX:A Rock Climbing Expedition

by Psyris February 12, 2010

geriophile

An male or a female the has sex with an eldery person.

"I can't believe John slept with your grandma, he is such a geriophile"

by ppsh3841 October 9, 2009

geeko freako

Your social status confirmed when your friends elatedly tell you about a party THEY had to which you weren't invited and wouldn't have known about otherwise. Your fate has thus been sealed.

"You missed one heck of a party over here." "What party, CRAIG & PAUL?" "Oh, well we couldn't invite you but hey, it was awesome." Geez guys, what am I, a geeko freako?

ya'll suck!

by -sherri February 28, 2008

Genkozade

When you have far, far too many empty bottles of Lucozade in the back of your car.

That motherfuckers car is Genkozade.

by blakes101 May 23, 2009

gecko walk

Forceful, unexpected anal penetration in the doggy style position. Resulting in the victim lurching forward from the bed and climbing the wall like a gecko

I was fucking this girl the other night and decided on some surprise anal. Unfortunately for her she doesn't like anal and launched forward and fucking done a gecko walk up the wall

by leviticus October 26, 2013