GILF

A term playing off of MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) except the G stands for one of many things: Grandmother, Grandfather, Girl, or Guy. As such it can be used as a gender neutral term.

"Damn that dude is such a GILF, I'd pay money for a piece of that change"
OR
"Holy shit that old lady must bathe in the fountain of youth, totally a GILF"

by MichealRaphone September 1, 2022

GILF

Grandparent I’d Like to Fuck. Just like MILF or DILF except with a grandma or grandpa.

Someone who is a grandparent (or at least old enough to be one), but still very attractive and fit. Bonus points if their hair is gray or white and they’re visibly old, like a Silver Fox.

Generally they are at least 50 years old, even though it’s possible to become a grandparent in your 40s.

Teenager watching Doctor Who in the early 70s:
The Third Doctor is such a GILF! I hope I look as good as him when I’m old!

by popsicleprincess January 12, 2023

GILF

Girl I love fucking, similar to “MILF” but for a female without children

“Did you see hannah bro? I’m gonna turn her from a GILF into a MILF!”

by Willie Dynamite April 12, 2023

GILF

stands for goddamn i love frogs

Gilf stands for goddamn i love frogs!!!!!!!

by rehehehehehehe3 May 12, 2023

Gilflirty

Southern (East Coast) colloquialism used to describe a “wet fart.”

“I thought I had to fart, but it turned out I was gilflirty.”

by 6foot5Guy August 9, 2023

Gilfed

When you find out that you're a brand new grandmother. But you or your son (a daughter would know) didn't even know your grandchild even existed. The baby mama either knew it or didn't know, but the fact remains: you got Gilfed.

Brand New Grandma: I just found out my son has a daughter.

Online (& soon to be Offline) Friend: You just got Gilfed.

by tribeofwriters August 9, 2024

GILF

Grandmother/Grandfather I’d Like to Fuck

Person 1: Bro did you see that guy? He’s a GILF.

by phatlabia37 October 9, 2023