fuckstick

Any stick-shaped object used to screw something or someone.

I lost my fuckstick in Kyle Wotring.

by Brave & sexy Foxx January 29, 2003

fuckstick

Another word for TOMMO

Tommo's a fucksticker who fucks sticks, what a fuckstick.

by Haemoglobin August 31, 2003

fuckstick

I dunno som1 whos a fuckstick

Suck on the snotty end of my fuckstik.

by b00gerzRUl3 August 6, 2004

fuckstick

Any kind of stick or stick-like object used in sexual activities. It can be anything, from a baseball bat to a drumstick (poultry or the kind used in playing drums) a vibrator to the handbrake in one's car.

Last night, Mary used the fuckstick that Jill gave to her for her birthday on Rachel.

by Mr. Yum Yum February 4, 2007

Fuckstick

A fuckstick is a person who acts like a total asshole 24/7. Someone who annoy's everyone within a 20 foot radius. In act of rage one may yell out 'FUCKSTICK' if nothing better to say.

My God, your Dad is a total fuckstick, no wonder he wouldn't take us to the Strip joint.

by marley97 December 10, 2010

fuckstick

the act of being a hooligan and committing petty social grievances, asshole, funny guy, pain in the ass

Hey fuckstick! Make yourself useful.
He was wasted and high and acting like a fuckstick.
So this fuckstick walks up to my girlfriend and humps her leg!

by digitaLife March 12, 2011

Fucktastic

1. Shitty, terrible.
2. When something is so fucked up that “fantastic” is not sarcastic enough to suffice.

Even though I got an A last semester, my grade in calculus has been steadily declining this semester. Fucktastic!

by invenoveritas April 10, 2011