Florida girl

a native Floridian girl who knows what it is to live in a swamp. Knows what black water is, how to swim around gators learned to swim before she could walk, and knows their is more to her beautiful Florida than that damn mouse

Ex. Hey wanna go down to the river? We can party like real a florida girl

by gatorbabe October 17, 2013

Florida Atlantic

Florida Atlantic University (FAU)- A public university in Boca Raton, Florida which has mediocre undergraduate programs, lackluster admission requirements, and no school spirit what so ever. Tons of hot girls though.

Kid1 " Hey i got accepted to Florida Atlantic today!"

Kid2 " but you didn't even apply there."

Kid1 " I know, go figure!"

by dime bag darell May 28, 2006

florida rape van

vehicle used by MAGA Bomber in the sunshine state.

recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.

by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018

Florida

Like most other states, nonresidence makes you ignorant to florida. Florida has 2 seasons. Summer and not as hot Summer. It is mistaken in the fact that everyinch of the florida coast isnt beautiful pristein water with beautiful half naked girls. The left coast has constant redtide and mangroves. House are constantly subject to change by mother nature, who has her own ideas about architecture. Florida style is not pink walls and tacky seafoam green coaches. That is what californian interior diseigners do to crappy little motels. Florida is tastefully latin. We do know how to vote, but the old people are to much of a pussy to just push the god damn thing through. We do not have aligators in our backyards. I have been a life long florida resident and have seen a good 2 wild aligators, and that was on one of thoose cheap tours where the aligators coem for the food. Wich makes them subsiquently, not wild. We dont love tourists, we love there money. Florida is a great place to vacation, but dont get me wrong. Florida is for floridians. Dont bring your fucking BMW's and building restrictions, beautification commities and stylists because you will single handedly sink florida. it happend before, dont do it agian.

Florida was beautiful, till you fuckers desided to come polute it.

by Master, Ruler of all things July 29, 2005

in florida

In rehab

Guy1: Where is Johnny?
Guy1: He is in Florida again

by Jaq: Your Friendly Bisexual ♂ June 2, 2018

University of Florida

A place where diversity is a foreign word, and the girls wouldnt dare wear anything execpt pink, pearls,and a camo hat with their sorority letters on it, and you will stick out like a sore thumb if it doesn't look like you took 9 and 1/2 hrs to get ready.

Wow is she a barbie in a pink parade.
No she goes to University of Florida.

by KJ November 29, 2004

Palm Bay Florida

Skankiest orifice in the skankiest state.Gold teef,pitbulls,camouflage,'Murrcun/support the troops ribbons,hoopties,monster trucks,baby mammas,parolees,restraining orders,meth,gold teef over meth mouth,Shaquishas,Brittanys,Teshawns,Bubbas,Jesustrucks,Jesus hoopties,Jesus monster trucks,sex offenders,pedophiles,religious fanatics.Often involves a combination of the latter three.

Palm Bay Florida makes the cast and set of Gummo look patrician.

by Lick Poop May 14, 2011