rape van

A certain type of van with no windows on the sides, usually from the 70's or 80's, and in poor asthetic condition. Implies that it is the type of ride often chosen by a rapist.

"How's Tony gonna pick up any trim driving around in that damn rape van!"

by titmouse August 1, 2006

raped van

Simular to rapist van, the raped can is when a van is sitting in a parking lot and a FAT man "rino" rapes the van.
this shit geos down in ohio

1 .damn that rhino got rapped, a raped van. damn.
2. OMGF NIGGE(no hard r) IS THAT A RAPED VAN?
3. adamn smasher, rapes the underage rihno (raped van)

by adamns rapist December 29, 2022

Statutory Rape Van

A small white van without windows, Like a Ford Transit Connect or a Nissan Nv200. It’s not a real van, its kinda like one though.

Mike got a Statutory Rape Van to take home from work. It won’t even carry all of his tools.

by Meatzandcheez July 26, 2018

florida rape van

vehicle used by MAGA Bomber in the sunshine state.

recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.

by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018