A certain type of van with no windows on the sides, usually from the 70's or 80's, and in poor asthetic condition. Implies that it is the type of ride often chosen by a rapist.
"How's Tony gonna pick up any trim driving around in that damn rape van!"
by titmouse August 01, 2006
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vehicle used by MAGA Bomber in the sunshine state.
recent MAGA bomber Cletus adorned his white florida rape van with MAGA stickers and hillary sucks memes hoping to avoid detection by local police.
by Uncle Joosie October 26, 2018
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A small white van without windows, Like a Ford Transit Connect or a Nissan Nv200. It’s not a real van, its kinda like one though.
Mike got a Statutory Rape Van to take home from work. It won’t even carry all of his tools.
by Meatzandcheez July 26, 2018
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